Chip’s Clips

It took me 160 auditions and 3½ years to book my first commercial, and almost four years before I booked my first TV show3rd Rock From the Sun.  The good news: That is where I had my first onscreen kiss.  The bad news: It was with John Lithgow.
Wells Fargo

“Locked Out”

Geico

“Acronyms”

The Conners

“Lanford, Toilet of Sin”

Homecoming

“Soap” & “Meters” – Combined

Shameless

“Adios Gringos”

Good Girls

“King”

The Kids Are Alright

“Behind The Counter”

New Girl

“Tuesday Meeting”

Speechless

“W-E- – We’re B-A- – Back!”

NCIS

“House Divided”

Battle of the Sexes
Viagra

“Bowler”

Uncommon Sense

“A Pilot”

Wilfred

“Sacrifice”

U.S. West

“Gazpatcho”

Toyota Industrial

“Wild Wild Toyota”

Suite Life of Zack & Cody

“Aptitude”

Staples

“Office Set-Up”

Space Cowboys

Wise Donald Sutherland

Sierra Mist

“Bag Pipes”

Six Flags Hurricane Harbor

My First Commercial

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

“Salem’s Daughter”

Rules of Engagement

“Cupcake”

Rocky & Bullwinkle

My First Feature Film

Reba

“Skating Away”

Texas Public Utility Comm

“Dad”

Providence

“Family Ties”

Peter Piper Pizza

“Big Switch”

Pepcid

“Car Cleaner”

PayDay

“Window Washer”

Orbitz Travel

“Party Boy”

Oh Baby

“Birth, Part I”

Ocean Spray

“Cran-Mango”

Nyquil

“Seige”

Chelsea

“NBC Promo”

Rhetorical!

“Must-See Sketch Show II”

NBCi

“Quick Click”

NBC Winter Olympics

“Bobsledders”

MLB

“Authentic Apparel”

Minnesota Lottery

“C-Store – The Game Show”

Mazda

“Professor”

The Man Show

“Wife School”

The Middle

“While You Were Sleeping”

Married To The Kellys

“The New Car”

Mail To The Chief

“White House Tour Guide”

Magicop

“Pulled Over, Jaywalker, Hostage”

Lincoln-Mercury Villager

“Sitcom”

Last Comic Standing

“Compilation”

Kmart

“Full House”

KIA

“Sephia”

Tonight Show w/Jay Leno

“Compilation”

KIA

“Sportage”

KIA

“Soft Sell”

Key Bank

“Diner”

Keenan Ivory Wayans Show

“TV Studio Executives”

Kansas Lottery

” Scratchers TV Weatherman”

Home Depot

“Father’s Day”

The Golfers

“Must-See Sketch Show”

Jack In The Box

“Region 29”

Geico

“Duet”

Hertz

“The Bus”

Hee-r

Hee Haw + E/R mashup

Friends

“The One With Phoebe’s Uterus”

Fox Sports Net Promo

“Spitball”

For Your Love
Family Guy
Drew Carey
Derek Daly
Curtain Call Handshake
Dell
Dead Last
Dan Danger
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Coyote Ugly
Country Bears
Concrete Shoes
Commuters
Comcast Xfinity
Comcast with Shaq
Ciroc
Chrysler P.T. Cruiser
Capital One
Buy com Martian
Bud Light #3 – Rain
Bud Light #2 – Shopping
Bud Light #1 – Handyman
Bob Evans Brats
Better Off Ted #2
Better Off Ted #1
Becker
ATT
Arsenio – COMPILATION
Arbor Mist
Anger Management
American Heart Association
All That
10-10-220
3rd Rock compilation
October 28, 1988 – Tour Joker’s Comedy Condo in Dayton, OH
October 28, 1988 – Feeding Ducks Outside of Condo in Dayton
December 2, 1988 – Middle act Ron White at Hilarities in Cleveland
January 5, 1989 – Knoxville morning radio at U-102 with “CP & Walker”
January 10, 1989 – Punch Line Guest Set in Sandy Springs, GA
November 17, 1990 – Dave Chappelle opens for Chip at Garvin’s in D.C.
WLW 700 with Eddie Fingers

Talking about my book: Almost getting fired at the start of week two, bad comedy condos, and my 17-year-old opening act Dave Chappelle.